Renmegsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless squid.

Renmegsaw created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Renmegsaw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Renmegsaw, it will turn you into a slug.

Renmegsaw's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Renmegsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.