Yattigbabnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, merciless ferret.

Yattigbabnar created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattigbabnar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yattigbabnar, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yattigbabnar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Yattigbabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Yattigbabnar loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if seven otters approach from the west.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never eat bark.