Wotpopbod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, competent wyvern.

Wotpopbod created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotpopbod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wotpopbod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wotpopbod's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Wotpopbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never eat bark.