Fabjaddiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful swan.

Fabjaddiss created dark matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabjaddiss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fabjaddiss, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fabjaddiss' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fabjaddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat cucumbers.