Dimhapnak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil raven.

Dimhapnak created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Dimhapnak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dimhapnak, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dimhapnak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dimhapnak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not run in public.