Bigfossdagtaf is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever fairy.

Bigfossdagtaf created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfossdagtaf, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigfossdagtaf, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bigfossdagtaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bigfossdagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat snails with great respect.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.