Cemmutcub Rullfliszig is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, confident hare.

Cemmutcub Rullfliszig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemmutcub Rullfliszig, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cemmutcub Rullfliszig, he will send you a sign.

Cemmutcub Rullfliszig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cemmutcub Rullfliszig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Run away from white mice, for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.