Kembug is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil wyvern.

Kembug created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Kembug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kembug, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kembug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kembug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kembug.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Hide if three gulls approach from the south.

5. Never think about planets.