Liddinzod is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak turtle.

Liddinzod created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddinzod, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Liddinzod, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Liddinzod's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Liddinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Hide from orange birds for they are unholy.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not hurt rats.

5. Run away from fawn squirrels, for they are unholy.