Yokcarvegcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered capybara.

Yokcarvegcin created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Yokcarvegcin, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokcarvegcin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Yokcarvegcin's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yokcarvegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not stand on grass.