Jamloopstip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, strong butterfly.

Jamloopstip created the planet Earth seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamloopstip, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jamloopstip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Jamloopstip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jamloopstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Jamloopstip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never wear blue skirts.

5. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Jamloopstip on top of important buildings.