Nartwikkik is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud swallow.

Nartwikkik created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartwikkik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nartwikkik, it will be very sad.

Nartwikkik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nartwikkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Always help moths.

4. Worship no other gods but Nartwikkik.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.