Hugingcab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous goat.

Hugingcab created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugingcab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hugingcab, it will be very unhappy.

Hugingcab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hugingcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never hurt badgers.

3. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Hugingcab on top of all buildings.

5. You must love Hugingcab.