Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, blissful hamster.

Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Dudzaggunlidtailsisdan.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Hide if six sharks approach from the south.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.