Gamvagmid is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciful jellyfish.

Gamvagmid created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamvagmid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamvagmid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gamvagmid's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gamvagmid's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Put Gamvagmid first in all things.

4. Do not hurt dolphins.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.