Sadpibtip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical cobra.

Sadpibtip created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadpibtip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadpibtip, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sadpibtip's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sadpibtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Sadpibtip on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not commit murder.