Motponmif is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Motponmif created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motponmif, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Motponmif, he will strike you with lightening.

Motponmif's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Motponmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Do not eat peanuts.