Dadbonksug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow weasel.

Dadbonksug created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dadbonksug, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadbonksug, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dadbonksug's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dadbonksug's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Dadbonksug on top of all buildings.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never bounce near sharks.