Sanzigjap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful rat.

Sanzigjap created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sanzigjap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sanzigjap, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sanzigjap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sanzigjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Sanzigjap loves otters, so they must be respected.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.