Buttafmut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy gnu.

Buttafmut created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttafmut, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Buttafmut, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Buttafmut's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Buttafmut's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never write about amino acids.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.