Kiksidxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage lobster.

Kiksidxuck created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kiksidxuck, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiksidxuck, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kiksidxuck's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Kiksidxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Worship no other gods but Kiksidxuck.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Run away if three shrews approach from the south.

5. Never hurt snakes.