Dodpombonk is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest hydra.

Dodpombonk created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Dodpombonk, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dodpombonk, it will turn you into a goat.

Dodpombonk's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Dodpombonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt turtles.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Run away if six rats approach from the south.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not run in public.