Tailweezod is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, ruthless
walrus.
Tailweezod created the Sun six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tailweezod, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Tailweezod, she will turn you into a mouse.
Tailweezod's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Tailweezod's Holy Commandments1. Run away if six turtles approach from the west.
2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.
3. Never skip in the presence of voles.
4. Do not kill sheep.
5. Do not commit murder.