Kamdumflap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty hippopotamus.

Kamdumflap created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamdumflap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kamdumflap, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Kamdumflap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kamdumflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look after injured sheep.