Buthonbell is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Buthonbell created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Buthonbell, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Buthonbell, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Buthonbell's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Buthonbell's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Never paint your back fawn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
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