Nurtifdut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind slug.

Nurtifdut created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtifdut, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurtifdut, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nurtifdut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nurtifdut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. You must never eat cherries.