Sugvillid is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, resourceful
crane.
Sugvillid created an up quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sugvillid, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Sugvillid, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Sugvillid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Sugvillid's Holy Commandments1. Never wear kilts.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.