Bitgathan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful faun.

Bitgathan created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitgathan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bitgathan, it will cry a lot.

Bitgathan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bitgathan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.