Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise badger.

Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of bats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rapbudkemjenbogmigpitpod.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Retreat if nine foxes approach from the east.

5. Feed all hungry tortoises.