Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing butterfly.

Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag, he will not care.

Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Lunkenluncisstifdidnegfag's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry goats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Run away from violet tortoises, for they are unholy.