Jiphudnillhom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous chicken.

Jiphudnillhom created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiphudnillhom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jiphudnillhom, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Jiphudnillhom's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Jiphudnillhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Always help moths in need.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.