Rowveenrut is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever newt.

Rowveenrut created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowveenrut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rowveenrut, she will jump up and down on your head.

Rowveenrut's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rowveenrut's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look after injured sharks.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.