Gepyarttanhamcenkim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish squid.

Gepyarttanhamcenkim created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Gepyarttanhamcenkim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gepyarttanhamcenkim, she will turn you into a frog.

Gepyarttanhamcenkim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gepyarttanhamcenkim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never bounce in the presence of badgers.

4. Never talk about shrews.

5. Do not skip in public.