Bogzod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring yak.

Bogzod created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogzod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bogzod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bogzod's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Bogzod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not kill porpoises.