Jenortrill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest otter.

Jenortrill created a quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jenortrill, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jenortrill, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Jenortrill's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jenortrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.