Jiphengud is a god.

He takes the form of a small, uncaring bee.

Jiphengud created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jiphengud, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jiphengud, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jiphengud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Jiphengud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Jiphengud loves great tits, so they must be respected.

5. Do not chop down trees.