Ladbodapp is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident sheep.

Ladbodapp created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladbodapp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ladbodapp, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ladbodapp's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Ladbodapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if seven otters approach from the west.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the north.