Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring badger.

Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas, he will turn you into a plant.

Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas' most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dibkikvabfly Narltadtabbanstantafpinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Run away if five doves approach from the west.

3. Never skip in the presence of mice.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never feed cherries to mites while wearing fawn jumpers.