Vonkfebstan is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awe-inspiring
zebra.
Vonkfebstan created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vonkfebstan, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Vonkfebstan, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Vonkfebstan's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Vonkfebstan's Holy Commandments1. Never look at comets.
2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
3. Never think ill of sick horses.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Fast once a month.