Tomyartkin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, effective lobster.

Tomyartkin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tomyartkin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tomyartkin, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tomyartkin's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Tomyartkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.