Gudsombedfutflowyogyim is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful lizard.

Gudsombedfutflowyogyim created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudsombedfutflowyogyim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gudsombedfutflowyogyim, she will strike you with lightening.

Gudsombedfutflowyogyim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gudsombedfutflowyogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Put Gudsombedfutflowyogyim first in all things.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.