Kendavdag is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate wasp.

Kendavdag created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kendavdag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Kendavdag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Kendavdag's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Kendavdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the west.

3. Never feed limes to geese while wearing pink dresses.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Kendavdag on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
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