Mabbigfebpod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented centipede.

Mabbigfebpod created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabbigfebpod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mabbigfebpod, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mabbigfebpod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Mabbigfebpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always wear red.

5. Never pour water over plants.