Bossxenced is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast dolphin.

Bossxenced created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossxenced, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossxenced, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bossxenced's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bossxenced's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bossxenced's priests.

2. Hide if seven gulls approach from the west.

3. You must never eat aubergines.

4. Put Bossxenced first in all things.

5. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.