Xuckvonkdib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, omniscient rat.

Xuckvonkdib created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckvonkdib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Xuckvonkdib, she will be very unhappy.

Xuckvonkdib's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xuckvonkdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Do not speak about figs.

3. Run away if six great tits approach from the west.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.