Femflampib is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witty salamander.

Femflampib created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Femflampib, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Femflampib, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Femflampib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Femflampib's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not hurt badgers.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.