Mablarnfab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, emotional mongoose.

Mablarnfab created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mablarnfab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mablarnfab, she will turn you into a rat.

Mablarnfab's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Mablarnfab's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mablarnfab.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from indigo snakes for they are unholy.
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