Govcenquill is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, prudent wasp.

Govcenquill created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Govcenquill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Govcenquill, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Govcenquill's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Govcenquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.