Zodbonster is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective grasshopper.

Zodbonster created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodbonster, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zodbonster, it will be very unhappy.

Zodbonster's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zodbonster's Holy Commandments

1. Zodbonster must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing fawn skirts.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.