Niltomzen is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent
owl.
Niltomzen created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Niltomzen, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Niltomzen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Niltomzen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Niltomzen's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Do not kill dolphins.
3. Never talk about gravity.
4. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing turquoise tights.
5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.