Niltomzen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, intelligent owl.

Niltomzen created a Higgs boson three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niltomzen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Niltomzen, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Niltomzen's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Niltomzen's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not kill dolphins.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never feed beans to nematodes while wearing turquoise tights.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.